Is anybody gonna take a minute to point out the disparity between the notes for Patrick’s eyes and the ones for his mouth?
No? Falls to me then.
tumblr is like a diary except for some reason you want your diary to think you’re funny
tumblr is like tom riddle’s diary. the more of your soul you pour into it, the more it controls you.
dear sherlock fandom,
no one besides you actually gives a shit how long you’ve been waiting for season 3.
dear ‘everyone else’,
please don’t be mean to the sherlock fandom they have experienced much torment and anguish during their waiting
you must respect that they are emotionally unstable and are really quite excited for the updates they are now receiving about their next season
but the problem is, people like you won’t listen so you really need to
a member of the superwholock fandom
You have a really skewed definition of “emotionally unstable” and “torment and anguish”
you cant be fucking serious, its only a tv show and its only been about a year
Dear you cant be fucking serious…,
Watch out, the fandom may expand your definition of the above terms.
wow, someone who didn’t intend for that to sound quite as threatening as it did
Is anyone else really curious about a “Turn Left” scenario in which you decided not to join Tumblr
no but actually… what did we do before tumblr? i can’t remember now.
it must be so nice to run a single-fandom blog
no troubles over deciding which fandom gets the privilege of being featured in your sidebar, no mental wars over which meaningful quote from which book/movie/show gets to be your header, no real need for tagging because you only post one thing and if somebody follows you they follow you for that, no multi-fandom messes, no losing sleep trying to figure out what your one ultimate otp is
and then there’s some people who make different blogs for different fandoms and then there’s me who just throws everything together and hopes my followers don’t mind when I jump from one fandom to the next and back and forth like a never-ending game of leap frog
"And who forgot to tell me you’re all going to the pub last night? Bet someone felt daft when they realized. Probably just as well; I was updating my blog."
—Being Human UK, 5x01
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
and it all circles back around to fandom
tumblr is pretty cool because no matter what you choose to blog about (whether it be jokes, a fandom, fashion, or something else) someone out there will always explicitly hate you for it with mad intensity
okay, that did not go where i expected it to.
Tumblr fandoms, as represented by Harry’s scar, Castiel’s eyes, Sherlock’s nose and cheekbones, Loki’s smile, and the Doctor’s bowtie.
When we come together, we become Kevin Bacon.
Well I mean it doesn’t look that much like Kevi-
ACTUALLY WAIT SCRATCH THAT WE’RE ALL KEVIN BACON.
and in that moment i swear we were all kevin bacon.
Kevin Bacon, centre of the universe.
do you ever think the tumblr staff makes these upgrades just to spite us?
what if they’re like “oh, you didn’t like that? well you’re gonna fuckin’ hate this. mwahaha.”