Break the Silence with a Song

niallingit:

 Eddie Redmayne as Viola in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night (2002) x

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS JENNIFER GARNER I AM SCREAMING

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bilgesnipearerepulsive:

favabean05:

jupitereyed:

silencingthedrums:

ggallifreyann:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN DICKINSON CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH

THIS IS GREAT

I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS 

Hahahahah, oh man oh man.

I’m currently letting Nietzsche edit my Johnlock fanfiction. I can’t stop laughing.

WHY WON’T NIETZSCHE TALK TO ME

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lets-have-awkward-sex:

mickjaggerstinytodger:

*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*

you can’t just thoreau your life away like that

upon reading this, i actually sat up and slow clapped.

(sat, ‘cause it’s good, but i ain’t standing for shit.)

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awkward-elevator:

Stuff Actually

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becausecylonsthatswhy:

kinghanalister:

AU: Daleks attack Hogwarts. (x)

This is just impressive

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alfredtheboywonder:

randommakings:

petitetiaras:

At first, Pocahontas wanted to chase after the settlers, but then she found a little mermaid. 

this AU is just about as factually accurate as disney’s actual take on pocahontas’ story.

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mishasminions:

cozcat:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

I dont know if I can top that.

hold on I got this

i would totally get this. 

omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

sup3rwh0l0ck:

breffski:

at first i was like wot then i noticed the fucking silence in the mirror

what are you talking about? I dont see anything?

i wonder what spooked draco like that. hm.

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hooked-on-neverland:

shialebuffalo:

tumblr is like a diary except for some reason you want your diary to think you’re funny

tumblr is like tom riddle’s diary. the more of your soul you pour into it, the more it controls you.

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themagicrose:

remivel:

Destiel Fairytale AU: The Little Merman

I just…I just can’t. 

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purrlockholmes:

hardcorehurricaneallegra:

i-dont-need-feminism:

mellifiedman:

zibredlektab:

ryannorth:

[George W.] Bush, who signs his work “43” was primarily inclined to paint dogs, so much so that Flood had to urge him to branch out into landscapes

is this real life

Political leanings aside, this makes me really happy, in a ridiculous way. He’s just so cute posing with his little dog paintings. So proud!

Good job, Mr. President. Keep up the good work.

look how happy he is about painting those little dogs

i can’t feel bitter

I checked and this is legit

I’m freaking elated

HOW ADORABLE

i am liEKS CRYING GEAORGE W BUSH PAINTED HIMSELF IN THE SHOWER THERES EVEN A LITTLE MIRROR LIKE HEY LITTLEGEORGE OOH MY GOD

Of all the landscapes I could imagine, I didn’t expect one of a bath O.o pretty novel, really!

He’s just like a cute little old man. And then you remember his horrible, life-destroying policies and general incompetency as a president. You shoulda stuck to paintings, Dubya.

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fuckingmish:

azazels-child:

mishawinsexster:

A Supernatural Plaid Rainbow

can you paint with all the colors of the plaid

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