lovetherunning: daddymisha: dwaynewinchester: really i’m curious now just how much cockles fanfiction has misha read no no no it’s more like what cockles fanfiction hasn’t misha read you’re both wrong, it’s how much cockles fanfiction has he WRITTEN
RULE #1 OF TUM— ALWAYS REBLOG TH— IF YOU DON’T R—
letmesayiloveyou: i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
girls on tumblr: LOVE YOUR BODY!!!
girls: except skinny bitches
girls: anorexic slUTS!!!
girls: REAL WOMEN HAvE CURVeS!!!!
girls: HATE SKINNY SKANKS WOW EAT A SANDWICH LMFAO LOL
girls: dont 4get luv ur body xoxoxxo
Today J.K. Rowling is 47 and Harry Potter is 32.
“He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting up in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
furrys: im afraid that school is going to conflict with my blog so i cant go
richwhitelesbian: its the cool cops. we’re comin in. we got a noise complaint and we dont wanna be left out of the fun. add us on facebook
soullessmooseissues: dont-let-satan-change-my-presets: synnesai: caspock: megophilia: acklesboner: consultingavengers: I’ll NEVER get tired of this… not even in a million years Someone help me up off the floor please I love them. /sobbing #I did not expect that at all IVE NEVER SEEN THIS. WHY *SCREECHING* FUCKING JENSENS BOWLEGS. OMG.
goingguido: “what college do you wanna go to???” “what do you wanna be when you grow up???” “how many kids are you gonna have??” “do you have a boyfriend yet??” “did you make any friends yet???” “what are your grades like now????”
a haiku about my otp
vampireswillbutthurtyou: god fucking dammit can’t you just kiss already jesus fucking christ
aquus: fool me once shame on you fool me twice youre an asshole stop doing that
Hey, I’ve been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was...– Wash (via thefirstpancake)
darrenstummy: if you didn’t cry when gabriela told troy she had to go her own way don’t talk to me
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’ (until it’s your food that i want)
tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again Bathroom breaks are all I require. The occasional fridge run.
allthedumbthings: hotbabysitter: nonononononononono this cat is me Yup, me during an episode of Supernatural or Teen Wolf.
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but the fact that rapunzel had 70 foot long glowing hair thanks to a sun flower that literally came from the sun is completely legitimate right
hollandinspired: I’m gonna go out of a limb and say Gerard wrote that fucking letter and that’s why Allison had to burn it, so there would be no proof that he manipulated her into wanting to murder.
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
gatsbie: internet explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc
plot twist: the dogs let themselves out
I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.