April 2012
10 tags
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
9 tags
3 tags
7 tags
Mumford & Sons songs...
GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL.
(Listing of lyrics and all songs courtesy of azlyrics)
11 tags
6 tags
6 tags
7 tags
8 tags
11 tags
8 tags
9 tags
9 tags
8 tags
4 tags
7 tags
7 tags
11 tags
13 tags
March 2012
10 tags
13 tags
11 tags
8 tags
8 tags
24 tags
Where I get my news:
~ Respectable News Sources:
BBC News (website) — 25%
Miscellaneous (such as The Huffington Post, local news websites, etc.) — 5%
~ Sources that aren’t as fucking depressing as everything else:
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (comedy central) — 34.9%
The Colbert Report (comedy central) — 30%
The Philip DeFranco Show (youtube) — 5%
Social Media —...
10 tags
7 tags
George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
7 tags
13 tags
You guys... he said "Balls!"
I’m sobbing.
9 tags
MR. FIZZLES!
Oh my effin’ Chuck.
Garth… your puppet — just… just… no words.
4 tags
Only accurate depiction of my reaction to 7x18:
timeonmars:
Oh dear. I’m off to watch it right now. I’m a little afraid that my emotions won’t be able to handle it…
5 tags
5 tags
7x17: You'll want to kill yourself by the time I'm done.
7x18 promo: But look. We'll make you feel better with this fun filler episode. Look. Garth. You like him right? All better.
7x18: Lol. Just kidding.
19 tags
Of the 75 StarKid songs I have in my iTunes...
here are four that played one after another… on shuffle.
Cho Chang
Ginny
“Check it out…”
“So Cho Chang, I was wondering…”
[75 songs from all different productions. And yet four directly from AVPM. And four that all relate.]
Not so random now, are we iTunes shuffle?
10 tags
“BELLA: But boys are obviously the emotional crux of our lives! Edward...”
– Girls’ Night: Katniss Everdeen, Hermione Granger, Buffy Summers, and Bella Swan
[Read the whole thing here]
6 tags
camuizuuki:
tickle-me-misha:
neraiutsuze:
…..dean is calling meg for regular updates on cas
okay you are forgiven somewhat episode because oh god my feelings
but still
i’m onto you
4 tags
4 tags
assstiel:
Sam Winchester who said you could shave? uh?
#I LIKE THE SCRUFF
^ accurate.
3 tags
6 tags
4 tags
5 tags
I am posting my sexuality. Reblog and tell yours.
moose-moose-moose:
jaredsasquatch:
easyashuntingwendigos:
smells-like-chloroform-to-you:
leakingtea:
dammitcaswecanfixthis:
junes-discotheque:
orgy-of-nerdiness:
sciencedoesntknow:
because-misha-collins:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
psychoticnari:
Lesbian
BOOBS
misha collins
Colin ford and/or Josh Hutcherson
Slash.
BRAINS
and my right hand
Biromantic.
...
7 tags
9 tags
padsnuffles:
castielismycopilot:
I wonder if Chuck is somewhere banging his head against the wall after Dean left Cas and muttering to himself, “You IDIOT. I MADE YOU TWO FOR EACH OTHER.”
#Ugh #He wouldn’t keep bringing them back together if they weren’t meant to be together #CHUCK JUST WRITE YOUR FANFICTION AND GET IT OVER WITH #LET IT BE #WRITE IT ON YOUR PRECIOUS TOILET PAPER #I DON’T...
5 tags
6 tags
9 tags
8 tags
8 tags
7 tags
